He is Italian: I enjoy speaking Italian.
He is a strong swimmer, therefore capable of rescuing me in a vast number of dangerous situations near water: One can never be too cautious.
He lives in a beautiful, open plan house by the sea, in Italy: I am not opposed to any of the aforementioned things.
When he’s not out solving crimes, he enjoys a quiet, civilised night in with a glass of wine on his balcony: I would also enjoy this.
He never fails in solving the crimes: I like to think I would be most helpful in solving said crimes.
He doesn’t beat around the bush: I don’t enjoy waffle, so this would work well.
He always sticks to his morals, even if it means disobeying the law: I like a man who has principles.
He enjoys his food: So do I.
He never speaks during meals: I am definitely most capable of talking enough for both us, at all times.
Despite being relatively short, bald and kind of old, I find him very attractive. It must be the Italian charm.
What’s more, we look pretty good together:
Just to be clear, I’m not referring to the actor, Luca Zingaretti, although I am sure he is a lovely man. I, however, would like to marry Montalbano. Grazie mille.